tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something